Technical 5G

Clicks, Clout & Conversion — That’s the Vibe.

We speak the language of growth, and we don’t stop until your brand is top of mind and top of search.

On-page optimization

We optimize every inch of your site — from meta tags to headings, content structure to internal links — ensuring search engines and users fall in love at first click.

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Off-page optimization

We build your website’s reputation from the outside in — through powerful backlinks, brand mentions, and authority signals that tell Google, “this site’s the real deal.”

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Keyword research

By digging into search trends, user intent, and competition, we find the terms your audience is actually Googling — so you rank smarter, not harder.

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Our process

We don’t just “do digital marketing” — we serve it hot, bold, and branded to filth.
If your brand’s ready to ditch the dusty strategies and slay online like it owns the algorithm, here’s how we make the magic happen in 4 unapologetically fierce steps.

Brand Stalking (aka Research & Strategy)

We cyberstalk your brand like your ex’s new fling. We dig deep, stalk your competitors, analyze your audience, and create a strategy that makes your brand the main character online.

Glow-Up Time (aka Content & Design)

Now we give your brand a full glam makeover. We craft scroll-stopping content, snappy captions, juicy blog posts, and visuals that slap harder than Monday blues.

Trend-Jacking & Target Attacking (aka Ads & SEO)

We jump on trends faster than TikTok teens. From Google Ads to Insta reels, we make sure your brand shows up everywhere your audience scrolls. And oh, our SEO game? On fleek.

Sip, Slay, Repeat (aka Reporting & Optimization)

We don’t ghost you after launch. We serve hot weekly reports, keep optimizing like it’s a sport, and tweak until we hear your audience scream, “Shut up and take my money!”

Great tools for your marketing needs

Because a queen is nothing without her glam squad — and your brand deserves the best tools in the biz.
We don’t just wing it. We come armed with a full toolkit of game-changing platforms that help us track, optimize, slay, and repeat. Whether it’s SEO, social, content, or ads — these tools keep your marketing sharp and your results even sharper.

Google Analytics & Search Console – For stalking your site’s performance (in a healthy, obsessive way).

Ahrefs / SEMrush – Keyword hunters. Competitor exposers. Ranking boosters.

Grammarly & ChatGPT – Because we don’t do typos, and boring copy is a sin.

Canva / Adobe Suite – Where creative chaos becomes brand beauty.

Testimonials

No paid actors. Just real clients, real results, and real love for the work we do.

Allana May

After just a few months, our website traffic soared, and we started showing up for the keywords that mattered most. They truly understand SEO.

Simon Coen

The team at Technical 5G helped us climb the Google ladder, ranking on the first page for competitive keywords. Their approach is data-driven and effective.

Asim Faruk

Thanks to Technical 5G’s strategic SEO, our brand is now visible in all the right searches. It’s no longer about just being online; we’re now finding customers.

Anna Ferguson

We went from no visibility to a solid presence in search results, all thanks to their smart strategies and killer keyword research.

Mark Allen

These people optimized our entire website, and we saw immediate improvements in rankings and site speed. We can’t recommend them enough for SEO work.

Maria Cummings

Within months, our site went from being buried in search results to ranking #1 for several crucial keywords. We owe it all to Technical 5G.

Our plans

Whether you’re just getting started or already running the show, we’ve got a plan that fits like your favorite pair of jeans — snug, stylish, and oh-so-strategic. From budget-friendly basics to full-blown brand domination, our packages are designed to serve results (with a side of sass).
Choose your vibe. Let’s make your brand unmissable.

Basic

$129

per month

✅ Keyword Research (Up to 10 keywords)
✅ Meta Tags Optimization (Title + Description)
✅ URL & Slug Cleanup
✅ Google Search Console Setup
✅ Basic Technical Audit
✅ On-Page SEO for 5 Pages
✅ Monthly Reporting
✅ Basic Backlink Suggestions

Premium

$249

per month

✅ Everything in Basic, plus:
✅ Keyword Research (Up to 25 keywords)
✅ On-Page SEO for 15 Pages
✅ Blog Strategy & 2 SEO Blog Posts/Month
✅ Competitor Analysis
✅ Schema Markup (Basic)
✅ Internal Linking Optimization
✅ Google My Business Optimization
✅ 5 High-Quality Backlinks/Month
✅ Image Optimization

Advance

$399

per month

✅ Everything in Premium, plus:
✅ Keyword Research (Up to 50 keywords)
✅ Advanced Technical SEO (Speed, Mobile, Crawlability)
✅ eCommerce/Product SEO (if needed)
✅ 4 SEO Blogs/Month
✅ Advanced Schema (FAQ, Product, Review)
✅ Monthly Competitor Reports
✅ 10+ High-Quality Backlinks/Month
✅ Core Web Vitals Audit
✅ Conversion Rate Optimization Suggestions
✅ Dedicated SEO Manager

Latest news

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